What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
How do you avoid getting raped? Never say no
It's not rape if she doesn't say no
Two options: - Chloroform - Duct Tape
"Just say no to drugs!" well, if i'm talking to my drugs, i probably already said yes
what's the difference between yes and no... nothing
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute but how was I supposed to know she never told me.
No means no, but if you use chloroform it’s a guaranteed yes
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly officer I never heard her say no.
When rejected: That's ok the 3 other little pigs said no too.
They can't say no if they're unconscious
Hey did you hear about the kidnapping?" "no." Yeah but then he woke up.
Dad, am I adopted? NO! Why would I ever choose you?
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”
Did u know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes
He won the no Bell prize
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawkins house?
No neither has he
Whats the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
my impression of Michael Jackson's Butler: when answering the phone: - No, sorry he's dead. hangs up phone
A special quote : “No Mackenzie!!!!! YOUR’E THE SAVAGE BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
