No jokes

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, you're a poo.

Why did Sally drown in the pool?

She had no arms, remember.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No-eye-deer (no idea).

Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊

Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.

When I was walking home, a couple of married guys were saying, "Your mom is good at her job," but I realized my mom doesn't work.

So I ask my mom, "Why are these guys saying you're good at your job? You don't work." My mom said, "Yeah, I got a new job." So I said, "What do you do?" My mom said, "Job hand, no, I mean it's called a hand job."

What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?

A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.

Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.

What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?

What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.

What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.

What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.

I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.

Me: Let's go to Randy's.

Friend: There's no Randy's.

Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.

You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?

Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?

Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.

The is the no the yes yes the no the.

Balls.

Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"

Mister: No, you shit head.

Boy: Why? :(

Mister: Because I'm not your dad.

It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.

But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?

Why did the cliff feel offended?

Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.

(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)

What do you call a person with no eyebrows?

Ms. Burgos.