No jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
Memes
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!