No jokes
No, "quarter quarter."
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Memes
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.
There is no joke.
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh for god's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.