No jokes

What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?

Home base.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.

No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.

What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer?

There's no stage 5.

Why can’t orphans be gay?

Because they have no daddy to call.

What's the difference between school and Hell?

There is no difference.

Doctor: I have bad news.

Man: What?

Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.

Man: Oh, no...

Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.

Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!

Hi, are you even my sister?

Yes, I am.

No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.

I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.

Twin Towers: "No, it won't."

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."

My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!

My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."

I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."

I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.

No one goes in there without my permission!

Why aren't orphans gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?

What do you call a person with no arms and legs?

You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.

Why can't an orphan have sex?

They have no one to call "daddy."

Why do emo people go to the store with no money?

Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.

Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?

Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.

I didn't steal it. 🌚

What is an orphan's first phone?

An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?

It has no home button :D