What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
Nfl Jokes
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!
Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.
Cleveland Browns
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!