Worst Jokes Ever
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
Hey, America. No towers? :(
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her, and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
You know what I told my little brother plane?