Worst Jokes Ever
"kys" (keep yourself safe).
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
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What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.