Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
I'm about to cum!
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
