Worst Jokes Ever

9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football

Me when:

What can jump higher than a basketball player?

An emo kid, they never touch the ground.

When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?

Rolls Royce.

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."

I had a great day today because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table, and the teacher screamed, "Allison, how would you like it if I banged you on the table?"

What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

Predator 2.

Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"

What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?

"That is very Wong."

When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...

Dear disabled people, Just go into the settings and enable it.

Sayori: *dies*

Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"

MC: "😨"

Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."

Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"

Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.

"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"

"It didn't have the guts!"

"How do you make 7 even?"

"Take away the s."

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"

Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?

A: Gonorrhea.