Worst Jokes Ever
What does a skeleton put on his roof?
Shin-gulls.
Who's a pineapple? I'm a pineapple... Yass.
Teacher and kid.
Kid: Hey, teacher.
Teacher: Yes?
Kid: Would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Kid: Well, I didn't do my homework!
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.
¿Qué hizo el cartero enojado?
Estampó su feeeeeeet!!!
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
I ran over my neighbor's cat last night, and I just want to say... that thing was fast! I had to run a red light to get it!
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
Sup?
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Logan Paul.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!
Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.