Worst Jokes Ever

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Fuk Nip shat!

ooOooOooOwwwwwwwwwnipplenipplenipplenipplenipple shat y lif.

Hi Sean!

FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFDLLLUFF

Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.

How's it going @#$!

Hi Bradyeeeeeeee!

Hi Trent!

I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass... but I’m all out of ass.

My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"

Pinto?

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

What's a duck's favorite drug?

Cwack.

How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?

You rock-it!

What's black, long and full of seamen?

A submarine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

Them: You want some Lucky Harms?

Me: What are Lucky Harms?

Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.

Lawrence in maths ;)

I got a job at the can factory, but it is soda-pressing.