If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
Worst Jokes Ever
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
9/11 Joke?
1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.
Boo! 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (So scary, right?)
Not funny joke.
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
