Worst Jokes Ever
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going out and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home, and I will get back with him tomorrow morning.
I love my dog and all dogs.
I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-and-Tell.
Somebody stole my joke.
So I stole their spinal cord.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.
Why don't gay men have anal sex in Greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law.
Why don't gay Greek men have anal sex with each other in Greece?
Because anal sex between gay men is against the law in Greece.
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!