Worst Jokes Ever
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
What is italian sausage?
The dick of a gay italian.
Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?
So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."
Icebergie is a randy.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
Aren't I beary good?
Aren't I badly good?
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!