Worst Jokes Ever
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first?
His lawnmower.
You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.
Deeeeeertt.
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
Ur mom fat lol.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
Mom: Wake up!
Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...
Mom: Why are you disappointed?
Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
What did the letter A say to the letter B?
"Z" you later.