Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?

Because their car ran out of RHYME.

How does a rapper keep their money safe?

In a RAP VAULT.

Fight in the comments.

What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.

Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."

What do you call a blind German?

A Nazi (not see).

If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."

I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

Q: What do gay horses say?

A: "Geigh!"

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch.

If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?

Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"

How is slavery different from Pokémon?

The types you can have.

I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.

(Extra Cholesterol)

"Don't have sex" - Jake.

What happens when you eat a cat?

I love to eat cats for dinner!

"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?

Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.

A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.