Worst Jokes Ever

"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"

Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?

A: Gonorrhea.

Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.

BREAKING NEWS

All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.

The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.

You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"

Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.

Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.

He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."

What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?

Santa stops at three hoes.

How do you stop a baby from crying?

You drown it.

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?

An RC-XD.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

How are women like swimming pools?

They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.

The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.

They called the song “Helen Keller.”

At what point does a joke become a dad joke?

When it disappears and never returns home.

Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.

Come back, old members!

Old members come back, we’re bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.

Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”

Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.