Facial detection? More like racial detection.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”
That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
The girl in the picture has no ass.
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.
After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.
And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"
I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.
Your mum. That's all I need to say.
Did you know that new Teslas don't come with the new car smell?
They come with an Elon Musk.
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
Can you dislike this!
Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!
