What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.
Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Big mummy milkers...
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
