Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
I dislike the UK with a great taste.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
gay fish.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.