Worst Jokes Ever
Allah akbar.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
"Fuck you, do something about it!"
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
You're so fat, when you went on the scale it said "to be continued."
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".
The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."
Trump did 1/6.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."