Worst Jokes Ever
The next woman who says she'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear, I'm throwing her in a pit with a bear and making her fight it with a wooden sword while drinking and singing "The Bear and the Maiden Fair."
Women understand each other.
That’s why they argue.
You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.
What do women and appliances have in common?
If they don't work, hit them until they work.
I am so cool that even the fridge or a snowman would shiver his timbers when they see me :).
My boat is super fast, so I named it Usain.
Usain Boat.
All the Muslims are pissed off because 24 hours after Chuck Norris went to heaven there were no more virgins left.
Chuck Norris doesn’t go to heaven; Heaven comes to Chuck Norris. RIP.
What’s the benefit of dating a homeless woman?
You can drop her off anywhere.
R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Phone: YEETED.
TikTok: DELETED.
Therapy: NEEDED.
Wife: BEATED.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
The driving instructor.
Depressed person: *chokes on food*
*involuntary coughs until they can breathe*
"AWWW! I failed the race!"
If being near immortal was a normal thing, I bet wanting to die would've been too.
Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use.