I wrote a song about a tortilla
Actually, it’s more of a wrap
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb
Son: Dad I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure ur my parents? Dad: oh...., well I never thought it would come to this, or to ur head that you were kidnapped..... Son: am I kidnapped? Dad; well ur adopted, and if you want to see ur biological parents they’ll be waiting for you in heaven
just cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I cant have sex
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam? The doctor take off his watch
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic brownie
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person A KKKO
What do you call five Black people having sex? Threesome
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person? An Indian person is burnt after death
I got LEGOs for Christmas and my friend got her father's headstone
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
If her internal clock can tock she can sit on my cock.
If her internal clock can tick she can sit on my dick.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
What does an asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
Some Ting Wheely Wong
Did you know there’s black holes billions of years old? What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied We’re only 14 years old.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people? One runs from the police one runs for the police
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday Depends how hard they blow out the candles
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the BOOTH
