Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.

Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?

POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.

My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."

My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."

What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?

Air quality alert code brown!

I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"