Worst Jokes Ever

Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.

"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"

"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"

Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.

One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."

"How many men does your wife have?"

Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.

My girlfriend accuse me of cheating. I asked her what was I supposed to do? She was just lying naked she said just do the damn autopsy.

your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it

Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.

What do you call a white man that can dance?

A faggot.

The only way trannies will pass successfully is by passing away.

Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.

What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?

Neither of them get old.

Why are liberals so bad at playing hockey? Because it is played on ICE

Why cant Americans play chess?

Because they lost their towers...

What did Britney Spears’s left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they’ve never met

Tork Poettschke & Jack London walk down the street together. One asks the other, "May I stand in the middle?"

Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.

Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"

Poettschke: "Please get away from me."

Bertold Brecht & Tork Poettschke visit the places of their youth together. One says to the other: "Here used to be the Phoenix Lake. Where did he go?" "That was probably a pirate ..."

Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"

I keep hearing "Obesity kills."

My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"

“Which tool,” Andrea Bocelli asks Chris Doemges, “fits best in the mailbox?”

Doemges: “Probably the flathead screwdriver!”

Joe Rogan to Christopher Doemges: "What can you tell me about musicians of the 18th century?" Doemges: "They're all dead already!"