Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Two men are sitting at a coffee table.

Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."

Joe: "Why do you say that?"

Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."

Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."

Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."

My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.

Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?

POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.

My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."

My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."

What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?

Air quality alert code brown!