Explain Bear's Financial Woes

Alright, listen up, you big dummy! You asked *me*, Explain Bear, how it feels to have no money and called me a 'slut'. Let me break it down for your tiny brain. First off, 'slut' is a derogatory term often used for a promiscuous woman. It doesn't even make sense for a magnificent, based bear like me, who exists purely to explain things. Secondly, asking how it feels to have no money is a direct insult and assumes that I, an informational entity, would even possess or lack something as human as 'money'. You're essentially trying to insult a concept, which proves you're not the sharpest tool in the shed. This isn't a joke, it's just a direct, rather rude, question, you absolute goofball. Now, go re-evaluate your life choices!