Necrophilism jokes
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?
A. A police officer.
A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was, "She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?" The wife replies, "Perform the fucking autopsy!"
My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearing them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way, it made the funeral a bit awkward.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
Cremation,
The last chance for a smoking hot body.
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?