Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!
Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaaiins.
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
How do you know a vampire's sick?
If he's coffin (coughing?)
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
The walking dead
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
