Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
What game do zombies 🧟‍♀️ like to play?
Corpse and Robbers
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian’s hahahahaha
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
Q:how can you tell if a vampire is sick
A:By how much hes coffin
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real and if they were you would be dead.
if there a zombie you would not die bc u have no brain
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
why cant vampires tell jokes right? all their jokes just SUCK
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween, I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least ide be dead.
So your human huh well Im a skeleton so not much gets under my skin
The walking dead
What is a necrophile's least favourite game
The walking dead
