Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
Undead Jokes
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaaiins.
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
How do you know a vampire's sick?
If he's coffin (coughing?)
The walking dead.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."