NASA

NASA Jokes

Meeting

Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?

He couldn't get up the kerb.

Response

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

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  • Dad

    If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?

    Jupiter

    How Jupiter was discovered.

    Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.

    Uranus

    My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.

    Mama

    Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!

    Mama

    Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!

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  • Mama

    Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!

    Difference

    Whats the difference between NASA and religion

    NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers

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