Name jokes
My name is Giselle.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Memes
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
Josh Williams
"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?
Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.
Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!
Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on, Karien.
Karien: Well I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!
Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek, he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.
Karien: That is so boring!
Daiana: Well just work with me please?
Karien: I'll give you a day... 24 hours, Mom!
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
My name says it all.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.