Name jokes
Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
His name is mark
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
Josh Williams
My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.
"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!
Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on, Karien.
Karien: Well I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!
Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek, he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.
Karien: That is so boring!
Daiana: Well just work with me please?
Karien: I'll give you a day... 24 hours, Mom!
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
My name says it all.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.