Name jokes
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
Memes
As with Sonic The Hedgehog
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What is smegma name?
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Johnny and Jill went up the hill to lick Jill's yummy candy.
But Johnny got a SHOCK With a mouthful of COCK Because Jill's REAL NAME?
Was Randy. 👹
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
John
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?