Name jokes
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Memes
As with Sonic The Hedgehog
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
Johnny and Jill went up the hill to lick Jill's yummy candy.
But Johnny got a SHOCK With a mouthful of COCK Because Jill's REAL NAME?
Was Randy. 👹
Simplest way to tell if dogs are better than cats: My dog is named Curiosity, and your cat is dead.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
John
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!