Name jokes
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Dad: I'm dying.
Son: Hi dying, I'm [name].
Dad: Really, now is not the time.
Son: I'm sorry.
Dad: Hi sorry, I'm Dad. (dies)
Aaron.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
What time is your name from? Any time.
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
"My name is Dezz."
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.
Johnathon
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself.
Teddy
What is the difference between a car and a tree?
A tree cannot drive, but a car can drive.
Perrie.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!