Name jokes
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What is smegma name?
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
John
Johnny and Jill went up the hill to lick Jill's yummy candy.
But Johnny got a SHOCK With a mouthful of COCK Because Jill's REAL NAME?
Was Randy. 👹
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
I have a dog named Syndrome.
But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"
Three children play hide and seek. Their names are Silence, Anger, and Parent. Anger counts. Parent hides in the trash. Silence is at the police station.
A policeman looks at Silence and asks: "What is your name?" Silence replies: "Silence." Terrified, the policeman asks: "Where are your parents?" Silence then replies: "Parent is in the trash!" The policeman then asks indignantly: "Are you looking for Trouble?" Silence replies: "No, in fact, Anger finds me."
Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!