Name jokes
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
Memes
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What is smegma name?
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
I have a dog named Syndrome.
But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"
Johnny and Jill went up the hill to lick Jill's yummy candy.
But Johnny got a SHOCK With a mouthful of COCK Because Jill's REAL NAME?
Was Randy. 👹
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
John
Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday