Name jokes
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What is smegma name?
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
Johnny and Jill went up the hill to lick Jill's yummy candy.
But Johnny got a SHOCK With a mouthful of COCK Because Jill's REAL NAME?
Was Randy. 👹
John
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
I have a dog named Syndrome.
But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday