Name Calling jokes

My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.

I pushed a disabled kid in a fire, then called him "hot wheels."

I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.

Trevor is a bitch.

What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!

What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?

Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)

Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!

Long hair Danny, the fanny.

A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.

Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"

Sissy Baka

Bitch

Dick muncher.