My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
Name Calling Jokes
I pushed a disabled kid in a fire, then called him "hot wheels."
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
Trevor is a bitch.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?
Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)
Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
Sissy Baka
Bitch
Dick muncher.