Must jokes

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.

Trump, must I say more?

For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.

Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have a rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you, and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."

"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.

"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."