Music jokes
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.