How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their RAP SHEETS in order
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping CENTS instead of BARS
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't FIND the BEAT
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE”
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make DOUGH
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better LACE UP”
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ILL RHYMES
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 1) To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald’s drive-thru
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray
