Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (đ¤¨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (đ): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesnât wanna be her neighbor.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Mr. Bunler.
Neona: Gwen?
Gwen: Yes... what can I do for you?
Neona: You were so right! Mr. Smith has sexual problems and is a fool! I am so sorry that you were not a liar! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!
Gwen: You should have listened. Plus I'm over it!
Neona: Are you mad at me?
Gwen: Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen.
The cold winter night, there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men were gay but they did not know.
Fili: "Fili." Kili: "And Kili." Fili and Kili: "At your service." Kili: "You must be Mr. Baggins." Bilbo: "No! You canât come in, youâve come to the wrong house." Kili: "What?! Has it been canceled?" Fili: "No one told us." Bilbo: "Can...! No, nothingâs been canceled." Kili: "Thatâs a relief." Fili: "Careful with these, I just had them sharpened." Kili: "Itâs nice, this place. Did you do it yourself?" Bilbo: "Uh...no, itâs been in the family for years. Thatâs my motherâs glory box, can you please not do that?" Dwalin: "Fili, KiÂli, come on, give us a hand." Kili: "Mr. Dwalin." Balin: "Letâs shove this in the hole, or otherwise weâll never get everyone in." Bilbo: "Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. Thereâs nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! Thereâs far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockheadâs idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste!" One of the Dwarves: "Get off, you big lump!"
Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. It was a bar seat. they were able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it.
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
Whyâd the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
âWeâll choke and stroke, it ainât no joke!â
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, weâre in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We canât be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
(BILL is sitting in the waiting room, fidgeting with his tie. MR. SMITH enters with a clipboard.)
MR. SMITH: (sternly) Good morning, Bill. Ready for your interview?
BILL: (nervously) Uh, yes, sir! Iâve prepared a lot for this!
MR. SMITH: (raising an eyebrow) Great! Letâs start with an easy question. Why do you want this job?
BILL: (confidently) Well, I want to help your company succeed! I believe in hard work and dedication!
MR. SMITH: (nods) Good to hear. Now, whatâs your biggest weakness?
BILL: (eyes widening) I tend to be overly honest.
MR. SMITH: (leaning in) Thatâs not really a weakness.
BILL: (smirking) I donât care what you think!
(MR. SMITH pauses, surprised, then bursts out laughing.)
MR. SMITH: (laughing) Okay, youâre hired! We need more honesty around here!
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
