i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game... oh wait he cant
Harry Potter Dobby: Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!!
Jumanji Coach Webb: Ok, theres alot wrong with that.
You know how in the movie nightmare before christmas they say making Christmas
I thought mary a josphe did but ok
Q: What's an animation similar to finding nemo but the fish has cancer? A: Finding kemo
“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.
Have you heard about the movie constipation?
No,Because It never came out...
Why did an orphan kill ET To phone home
♫Transgenders men in disguise♫....A xxx transformers parody coming soon to DVD
what do you call a shitty movie? one that fucking sucks and shits
What do you call a child predator and a illegalimmagrant alien vs predator
Why did the banana like the movie Because it was apeeling
why did the cow cross the road? cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tear left to cry...
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Whats and orphans favorite movie? Spiderman: Homecoming
Your forehead so big it built like megamind’s robot period
Where do cows go to entertainment.
The MOOOOvie theater
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him. What is his one liner? I told you to stop running or you will get tired.
where do cows go to see the big screen? The moovietheatre
The streets go blank in the dead of the day not a car to be seen A kingdom of corona-cation and it looks like moms the queen The wind is howling with this virus in the air Couldn't keep it in china everyone knows it's everywhere Don't let friends in don't be afraid Be the good girl you always have to be Conceal don't feel your insanity That the virus caused!! Don't let it go! Don't let it go! You have to hold it back a little more! Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Turn away and slam your doors! I don't care what the government says! Let me go to my friends house Sickness doesn't get to me anyway. It's funny how some distance makes everyone insane And the fears that once controlled me are here and present oh well! It's time to see what I can do to test the limits and break through! No right no wrong but stay inside! WERE NOT FREEEE!! Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Be one with the peace inside!! Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Watch sad movies and cry!! Here I stand!! And here I'll stay!! Cause I have nothing better to do The virus flurries through the air into my house! The storm is spiraling fear and fractals all around!! And one thought makes you wanna scream and shout out loud!! What if we never go back? What if the past is in the past???? DONT LET IT GO DONT LET IT GO!! And you'll rise at the break of noon! DONT LET IT GO DONT LET IT GO!! That's morning girl is gone!! HERE I STAND IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT CAUSE THATS WHEN I WOKE UP!! Let the virus rage on!!!!!! The sickness never gets to me anyway. DING.