Who is not allowed to watch pg movies?
Orphans
If you watch jaws backwards it's a heartworming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people
Sorry man but I got to say one thing you know when a bully in a movie walks you to you then they walk up to yiu and they smell you and say what are you doing
what an orthsn favourite movie home alone
What is Steven hawking's least favorite movie? Standing tall
What do you call a titan that can't swim? TITANic
whats a whale's favorite James Bond movie? liscence to krill
whats an emo kids favorite movie- suicide squad
In the new Justice League movie Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that? Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer.... Finding Chemo
Forrest Gump: Who’s your favorite Lodd of the Rings character? Lieutenant Dan: Legaless
Kid with Cancer: When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer.
Nure: *Laughs*
Kid: Why are you laughing?
Nurse: When I get OLDER.
Proceeds to laugh.
Your Friend: Bro I'm having a movie sleep over tonight. I've invited 17 people wanna come? You: Yeah but why so many people? Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers. You: Dude!!!!
"what do you do with your free time" "I stalk" "really i enjoy walks in the park going to the movies and having out with friends" "I know"
Did you hear about the new pixar movie, it's about cancer patients. It's called finding Kemo
what is a orphans favorite movie, Spider man homecoming
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie... And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!". I immediately stopped watching changed the channel
What do you call an orphan? Homeless
What's an orphans worst favorite movie? Home alone
Why can't homeless people find a home? because they're orphans
Wat is a kisd gajfnjafb movie ?'. A sjdhfsdjfmksdf LOL
Instead of Edward scissor hands I’m Edwardscissor wrists
