What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
Movie Jokes
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."
Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."
Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
