What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth
Johnny and Jill went up the hill to lick Jill's yummy candy š But Johnny got a SHOCK With a mouthful of COCK Because Jill's REAL NAME?
was randy. š¹
Your momma's so fat when I went to suck her titties I got a mouth full of knee
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth? Filipino
What is long that Paul walker can fit into his mouth. A long black tree.
A Pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, āhey little boy, if I give you a Lolly will you come in my car?ā Little Jonny, āgive me the whole packet and Iāll come in your mouthā
Whats in a mans mouth when he realizes he's gay
A dick
knock knock whos there my i may i who may i put this pussy on your mouth
hamLET deez nuts go into your moueth?? ššššš
To forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open Wide!!
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth
have you heard of china... china fit this dick in your mouth
What do you call nuts on a chin ? - my penis in your mouth
1. Are you talking to me becasue i think you talked to my back side. 2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth. 3. My foot last longer than your life.
why do men like big tits and a flat ass? because they got little dicks and big mouths.
my girlfriends name is candice can thez nuts fit in you mouth:D
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculate In a females mouth and he swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other swishing it together in each other's mouth and it forms a rainbow and a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on females face and then punching her in the nose Causing her to bleed that's why it's called a strawberry shortcake
do you like pudding? pudding deez nutz in your mouth
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy
me: Can I borrow your cd? friend: What cd? me: see deez nuts in yo mouth