Mount Everest jokes

Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends, family, and food?

Someone told him that "Shelby"'s coming 'round the mountain.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.

Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"

Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)

What's the laziest mountain?

Mount Ever-rest.

Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.

Why don’t mountains catch colds?

They wear snow caps.

What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.

Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.