Mount Everest jokes

Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.

Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)

Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.

Why do mountains never rest?

Because it’s ever-est.

Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends, family, and food?

Someone told him that "Shelby"'s coming 'round the mountain.

Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.

Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.

What mountain do runners race on?

Mount Rushmore.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.