Mountain Dew jokes

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.

- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"

- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.

What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?

Mountain Dew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...

Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.

What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.

Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...

Mountain Dew!

What kind of mountain does everyone like?

Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.

Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.