Morbid Jokes

the gas prices are going up that even Hitler is killing himself

If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?

I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started she said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked my dad he said it all started with Adam and Eve so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣

If i had 10 dyno nuggies and Jamal tried to take one i would have ten dyno nuggies and Jamal's head

I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns

Did you know there was a record for quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds

i gave caillou bleach now he is paler then ever >:)

Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms. Knock knock, Who’s there? Not lil Susie

What's green and smells like ham.

Kermit the frogs fingers

How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet?

Mufasa.

Old.mother riley, had a fat cow.. she milked it and milked it but didnt know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits.. old mother riley was covered in sh!t💩

I don't have much motivation for things that's why i haven't yet killed myself hehe

What is the difference between Joe biden and a knife

A knife has a point

What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?

This isn't ketchup

charli trys to roast me: roses are red violets are blue and u look like poo Me: you must of been born on the highway cuz thats where most accidents happen