Guy walks up to me and says, “I wonder if the hookman is real” I reply saying, yea it’s Asa Hutchinson, lol

I was at my boyfriends house and I thought he was cheating on me and he was on the phone with somebody he said he’d be over there soon. so i asked him if I could see his phone he said no and then we fought about until I seen his gun and because I thought he was lying to me I shot him,went through his phone and his friend was still on the phone.

A person had a child named bl another named es and one named s the next was named you , they were a very unholy family. There children were shamed upon because their names spell out bless you

Whats the best part about dead baby jokes?

They never get old

whats the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies? I don’t have a Lambo in my Garage.

Who are the fastest readers in the world? 911 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!

what do you call balck people in pool coco pops

whats thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?

a baby smoothie

What’s the most common name for cancer patients

Luke (lukemia)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror

Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone?

Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.

so you wanna play like that ayy, well sydney dident wanna play like that either. and thats why you got arrested

How ISS greets their friend. You the BOMB

I have something on my lip and i think I’m taller than you “Who am i”

So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called straight out of windshield.

What type of bees give milk, BOOBbees

A man sacrificed children who played Roblox so when someone knocked on the door, they said “An administrator has banned you from heaven”

if you need to squint to read this… you probably need glasses

Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledores army?

Because at one point poisonous gases where put in it