A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It's driving me nuts.
My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either sense 2005
roses are red violets are blue if you ever feel alone i'm always watching you
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children
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Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
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Officer sees a man and he is seeing he is having trouble walking so he asked him "sir are you drunk?" The man responds "No sir i'm not drunk." So the Officer asks "how high are you?" And the man responds "no sir, its high how are you."
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If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
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My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy" - One of the thousands of missing children
A doctor walks up to a dying man and sadly says: "I'm sorry, the test shows you only have 10 more to live." The man says " 10!? 10 what!? Years? Weeks? Days? What?!!?" The doctor calmly replies "Nine"
What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got the see either of them and they are now extinct
Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
