My brother is ugly one time he stuck his head out the window, the police arrested for mooning
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them
your mom so fat that the photographer had to go moon just to click the photo of her belly button
Yo mamma so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind", she said, "One small step for world domination"
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
What was the first sport played on the moon ? Capture the flag
Your mama smells so bad. Everytime she goes outside. She gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly everytime she looks out a window she gets arrested for mooning.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore
Turns out it was just a phase.
my uncles like the moon. he comes out at night
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning
His hairline doing the moon walk oh I forgot he doesn’t even have a hairline
Yo mama so fat she went to the moon without leaving earth
Ur forehead’s so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Why cant my grandma talk. Bc shes dead
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that i saw pristiano penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon
