Mission

Mission jokes

Suicide Bomber

    • What's the difference between a suicide bomber and your mom?

    A suicide bomber doesn't abort their mission like your mom did when she had you.

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    • Ninja

    • LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?

    Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?

    Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!

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    • Friend

    • My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

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    • Kamikaze

    • What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

    One of the missions succeeded.

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    • NASA

    • I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.

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    • Quarterback

    • As a son, I like sports, and I watch sports with my mom. So one day, we were looking at football. My mom asked me who makes the most money. I said the quarterback.

    My mom told me I'm going to get a quarterback as my new boyfriend, and it'll be your new stepfather. A week later, my mom went out. I came home, and I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said, "What's going on?" My mom said, "Look, my new boyfriend and new stepfather is the high school quarterback." My mom said, "See, mission accomplished." I said, "Yeah, job well done."

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    • Stealth

    • What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?

    They can't be way too loud.

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    • Space

    • I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.

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