Missile jokes
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.