Misconduct jokes
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
Got fired from the bank yesterday.
They caught me drinking on the job.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.
The priest is in jail now.
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
My local pet store sells prong collars to get dogs to behave.
But when I tried them on an Alzheimer's patient, I got fired from the nursing home.
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
Just trying to fit in.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.
He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
Son - Dad, I've been expelled from school for having sex with a girl in my class.
Dad - Son, that's the 2nd school this year! Maybe teaching isn't for you!
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.