roses are red, violates are blue, i don't know why i am still alive for you
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
chuck Norris get`s pulled over by cop and the cop gets a ticket
I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
Man's line is back-court violation !!!!
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