Misconduct jokes

What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

Predator 2.

Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!

It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.

He was a great vet.

Son - Dad, I've been expelled from school for having sex with a girl in my class.

Dad - Son, that's the 2nd school this year! Maybe teaching isn't for you!

Got fired from the bank yesterday.

They caught me drinking on the job.

I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.

The priest is in jail now.

Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.