Misbehaving jokes

What if little Johnny was doing drugs?

"Johnny, Johnny?"

"Yes, Papa?"

"Eating sugar?"

"No, Papa..."

Why did the orphan misbehave in school?

Because the principal couldn't call their parents.

Addison Banks Age (8)

"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"

What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?

Then he gets into treble!

When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?

I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.

Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.