Misbehaving jokes

What if little Johnny was doing drugs?

"Johnny, Johnny?"

"Yes, Papa?"

"Eating sugar?"

"No, Papa..."

Why did the orphan misbehave in school?

Because the principal couldn't call their parents.

I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.

Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.

What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?

Then he gets into treble!

Addison Banks Age (8)

"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"

When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?

My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

The songs: We understand you :)

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?

I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.

The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.

My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.