Misbehaving jokes
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.
Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used to, but don't anymore.
Person: Why'd you stop?
Me: Unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.
The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.
Me: Mom, would you get mad at me for something I didn't do?
Mom: No.
Me: Ok, good. I didn't do my homework.