Disobedience jokes
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
A family had a very disobedient dog. It would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.
"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
The bell rings, and Ana was about to leave, but the teacher said, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."
The next day, Ana was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late?" Ana replied with, "The bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive, I do."
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Community talk
You can’t allow people to get away with things that are completely over-the-top and outrageous. If you allow your 2 year old to smear the contents of his diapers on the wall of your living room, if you allow your 14 year old to light a joint at the breakfast table, if you allow your hormone-addled 15 year old daughter to slam the door of her bedroom and give you the finger, you’re gonna get MORE OF IT. And those kids… Read more
Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.
Fucked, in every sense of the world.
Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more