The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick
Sad news, my obese parrot died today. Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
If your born deaf what language would you think in
My cousin asked me "What do you think was going through Hitlers mind right before he died"
I told him "Probably a bullet"
I was reading a book one day, when I suddenly hear a sound. It was the grim reaper. I ignore it and continue reading my book. Suddenly I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies. I used to like fireworks. But I'm dead now. Fireworks like a charm, if you don't mind something a little ghostly. What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bombers mind? His arse.
Your forehead is so big u look like megga mind butt with no super power just a big forehead
I got carded at a liquor store and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out . The cashier said never mind
Whats overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world
Yo Father. Don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anul plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass of. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
yur forehead is so big it makes mega minds head look small
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette and one's mind will be blown away.
"Want to hear a joke about pizza never mind it is to cheesy" -Hello YOU MORON ITS *TOO not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE
Guy: Are you tired His “Crush”: No Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day His “Crush”: That’s sweet. Guy: I’m joking you don’t look like you do any running
Me: Wanna hear a joke? Person: Sure Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life. But my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning Person: Dear god..
