Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.
Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.
Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
One time, little Johnny was watching TikTok, and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly, so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework. When he was done, he saw a spill on the table. He went to the sink to grab a cloth, but when he came back, it was gone. He went to his mom's room and saw a drink with the label "daddy's drink," so he drunk it and said, "It's daddy's; he won't mind," and all day he was like the Flash. So he went back, turned the bottle around, and it said "Speedy," and then he said, "Oh, great heavens!"
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
I have been thinking about suicide lately. I mean, hey, my mom tells me I can do anything I put my mind to.
