Milk

Milk Jokes

why do orphans eat their breakfast with water because their dad didnt come back with the milk

It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom. He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store". But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19 yr old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?". Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing." Johnny says, "Oh." "But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"

(Santa winks at you)

Milk makes you tall right? Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk??

Kid. What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher. What? Kid. Fruity pebbles with water Teacher. Why water? Kid. Cause it's dad never came back with the milk

dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same

A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!🤣🤣

My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years

I told him my dad never came back with it

I saw a news ad on tv about a dad coming home after getting milk i said "ive never seen that one before"