10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink. The bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk. The lady complained about this, but then the bartender said, "Just shut up and swallow!"
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?
Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
Milk (DYM 115).
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother.
My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
Cheese.
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
My dad said I should look if I could move a log. Well, he had to go get milk.
