A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, "just shut up and swallow"
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk? Because their dad never brung it home
What is a difference between a cow and a chicken
Its white and its brown
Why did Orphans have to drink there own piss? Because last time they went to the bar they went with there dad and drank some corona then got drunk and started eating someones toenails so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody has to evacuate the bar then the Orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldnt die and loved it so then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on youtube and the boy became famous so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk then the little boy became really rich
how is your cerial o wait.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mummies chest? Dad: i don't see balloons, but i see boobs, i mean, yes balloons Son: Are you sure they're balloons yesterday i heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
milk (DYM 115)
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
CHEESE
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
My dad said I should look if I could move a log well he had to go get milk
one day, the milkman came to drop off milk. The boy asked the milkman, do you know where my dad is. The milkman replies, I am your dad, then runs off like batman
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back not the milk tho😭
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk but I could never find him
