Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty eight year olds
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s black and white
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
Whats harder then titanium Michael Jackson at the playground
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
what does Michael Jackson saw when he stubs his toe?
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How to get your joke on every category Michael Jackson,towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny,
Michael Jakson gets really ill so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there he says 'am i in heaven?' The doctor replies 'Nah sir we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward.'
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-MYERS it.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? HEE HEE
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Good news people michael jackson is still alive, they found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids
Why can’t Michael jackson win a race Because he’s always coming in a lil behind
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids ? Would come out Black or white or plastic 😂
Why does kids like Michael Jackson So much ?Because he made out of plastic and that what toys made out of 😂
What God favourite Michael Jackson song ? The Earth song 😍😍😍
What can Michael Jackson eat In his coffin ⚰️? Nothing only brown bread what they call it 😂😂
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year ? Because he sexually kids 😂
