Michael jokes
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.