What do Evil Kinevil and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
Nobody: Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation , I just need a kid who can keep a secret
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between 9 year old bun
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window? He was airing his blanket.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Me: Now knowing why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured is out.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids ? Would come out Black or white or plastic š
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last
Why was Michael Jackson, kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!!
What is Michael Joseph Jackson favorite town? Boise
Why foes Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise. Because of all the boys he'll see.
They should bring Michael Jackson beck from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie
What does white castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby be mine.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart
:there both dead......
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns "HE HE"
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature
what does michael jackson get hicgh on? A LITTLE CRACK
