What do Evil Kinevil and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence...
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
Nobody: Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window? He was airing his blanket.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation , I just need a kid who can keep a secret
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Me: Now knowing why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured is out.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids ? Would come out Black or white or plastic 😂
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between 9 year old bun
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It
Why was Michael Jackson, kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!!
They should bring Michael Jackson beck from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie
Why foes Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise. Because of all the boys he'll see.
What is Michael Joseph Jackson favorite town? Boise
What does white castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart
:there both dead......
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out boys 2 men wasn't a delivery service
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Michael Jackson broke his window what dose he say? i cant sehe
