Michael jokes
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
Q: What is Michael Jackson's favourite vegetable?
A: The special ed. kid down the street.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.