Michael jokes
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.