What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
Michael Jokes
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael. Mark was the owner of an old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible." Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
